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11 May

<转>女友升级为老婆的时候发生的Bug

作者:siyizhu 日期:2006-05-07 http://siyizhu.com/weblog/article.asp?id=669
 
 
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我急需您的帮助。我最近将“女朋友7.0”升级到“妻子1.0”,发现这个新程序意外地启动了孩子生产程序,而且占用了大量的空间和珍贵的资源。这在产品的使用手册中没有提到。此外“妻子1.0”自动将自己安装到其他的所有的程序中,它随系统同时启动,监控整个系统的状态。男人夜出2.5”和“高尔夫5.3”无法再运行,一旦运行该程序系统即行崩溃。试图运行“周日足球6.3”经常失败,而“周六购物7.1”却代之运行。看来我无法保留“妻子1.0”,因为它和我喜欢运行的任何程序都不相容。我打算回到“女朋友7.0”,可是这个程序又无法卸载。

请您帮帮我吧!

这是个很普通的问题,产生于你对基本原理的不了解。

很多的男人将“女朋友7.0”升级到“妻子1.0”,以为“妻子1.0”是一个“实用与娱乐程序”。然而“妻子1.0”却是个操作系统,是被设计用来运行所有程序的。你不可能清除“妻子1.0”,也不可能回到“女朋友7.0”,因为“妻子1.0”的设计中不具有这个功能,无论是卸载、删除或是清除已经安装在系统中的这些程序文件,都是不可能的。

有些人曾试图安装“女朋友8.0”或者“妻子2.0”,结果是产生了更多的问题(参见手册中的赡养费/孩子的养育/律师费用)。我安装过“妻子1.0”,我建议你保持现在的安装状态,妥善解决遇到的困难。

当任何错误或问题出现的时候,不论你认为是什么原因引起的,你必须运行“C:\我道歉”程序,并且避免使用“退出键”。必要时可能需要运行“C:\我道歉”多次,希望最终能使*作系统恢复到初始状态。

“妻子1.0”虽然是一个需要高保养的程序,但同时对人可能是非常有益的。充分地利用它,需要买些额外的软件比如“鲜花2.0”和“巧克力5.0”。
不要在任何情况下安装“秘书(短裙版)”,因为“妻子1.0”不支持这种程序,而且系统多数时候肯定会崩溃。
17 April

好好玩

清明节快到了,先烈在九泉之下........
江姐问:国民党被推翻了吗?
答:被阿扁推翻了。
董存瑞问:劳苦人民还当牛做马吗?
答:不劳动了,都下岗了。
吴琼花问:姐妹们都翻身得解放了吗?
答:思想解放了,都当小姐了。
杨子荣问:土匪都剿灭了吗?
答:都改行当公安和城管了。
杨白劳问:地主都打倒了吗?
答:都入党了!
雷锋问:那资本家呢?
答:都进人大和政协了!
刘胡兰问:同志们都藏好了吗
答:都隐身上网了 
 
08 April

全球评选的最好的五十个博客

Linkology

  • By Stuart Luman

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(Photo: Infographic by Ben Fry; data by Technorati)

There are upwards of 27 million blogs in the world. To discover how they relate to one another, we’ve taken the most-linked-to 50 and mapped their connections. Each arrow represents a hypertext link that was made sometime in the past 90 days. Think of those links as votes in an endless global popularity poll. Many blogs vote for each other: “blogrolling.” Some top-50 sites don’t have any links from the others shown here, usually because they are big in Japan, China, or Europe—regions still new to the phenomenon.

1. Boing Boing
A herald from the expanding fringe of Net culture: nerdy and fun.

2. Engadget
The Net’s premier tech blog and the flagship of the Weblogs, Inc., blog network. Pete Rojas, the brains behind the blog, specializes in product reviews and breaking news in gadget-land.

3. PostSecret
An online “art project” that allows people to read your deepest secrets on scanned anonymous postcards.

4. Daily Kos
Started by a U.S. Army veteran, Markos Moulitsas Zúniga, Daily Kos is the standard-bearer for liberal political blogs Netwide.

5. The Huffington Post
Famed national syndicated columnist, former California gubernatorial candidate, and former conservative Arianna Huffington gets on the blog bandwagon with a posse of famous friends in tow.

6. Gizmodo
Where Rojas used to work, before he jumped ship.

7. InstaPundit
University of Tennessee law prof Glenn Reynolds started spinning his libertarian-conservative punditry pre-9/11 and ranges freely among tech issues, law, politics, and the war on terror.

8. Thought Mechanics
A mishmash of Website design, code, music, and art.

9. Crooks and Liars
A lefty blog composed mostly of links to video clips from the MSM (that’s “mainstream media” to you).

10. spaces.msn.com/klcintw
The Horn Village Blog, in Chinese.

11. Michelle Malkin
Dubbed the Filipino Ann Coulter, Malkin writes about America-haters, illegal immigrants, and Democratic windbags.

12. SamZHU
In Chinese.

13. Dooce
The public suffering of a postpartum depressive. Mommies everywhere seem to relate.

14. Beppe Grillo Grillo, an Italian political satirist noted for packing stadiums in Italy and having giant wavy hair, writes an English/Italian blog peppered with strong anti-corruption, anti-globalization outrage and a pro-tech, pro-little-guy ethos. He knows his audience.

15. theme.blogfa.com
In Arabic.

16. Herramientas para Blogs
Madrid, Spain–based blogger Marcelino Madrigal writes in Spanish on music, graffiti, and whatever else he wants.

17. Lifehacker
Part of the Nick Denton blog empire, Lifehacker envisions a better world where computers make us more productive, rather than suck down our spare time.

18. locker2man
In Chinese.

19. Open Palm! silicn
In Japanese.

20. Think Progress
House organ of the Center for American Progress, a think tank led by former Clinton chief of staff John Podesta.

21. Official Google Blog
As the name implies.

22. Kottke
Jason Kottke got his big break in 2000, when he was profiled by The New Yorker. Now he blogs full time.

23. Fark
A frenetic mix of Star Trek: The Next Generation tidbits and dorky Photoshop contests.

24. Gawker
The gossipy flagship of the Denton blog empire.

25. chattie555
What’s not to love about sketches of skinny adolescent Kimono-clad girls playing with hippos? In Japanese.

26. spaces.msn.com/gb2312
In Chinese.

27. spaces.msn.com/msn-sa
In Japanese.

28. lwhanz1981530
The blog of one pensive-looking Japanese boy with photos that highlight his six-pack and pecs. In Japanese.

29. Wonkette
Part of Denton’s empire, gossip for the D.C. set. Founding editor Ana Marie Cox handed over the reins in January, but it still dishes Cox-like ’tude.

30. shiraishi seesaa
In Japanese.

31. The Space Craft
Where Microsoft discusses its rather lame network of blog sites called Spaces.

32. Talking Points Memo
Josh Marshall has taken the blog form from couch-potato punditry to real journalism. He recently hired a reporter to muckrake full time.

33. spaces.msn.com/huangmj
More Japanese.

34. A List Apart
If the term liquid center makes you think of candy rather than a Web page, this site isn’t for you. Design tips and tricks for those in the business.

35. manabekawori
More Japanese.

36. spaces.msn.com/atiger
Welcome to “a Tiger’s Space.” In Chinese.

37. Power Line
A conservative political blog by three lawyers. The blog got famous during “Rathergate” for helping to prove that the docs used by CBS questioning Bush’s military record were fakes.

38. Weebl’s Stuff News
From the creators of Weebl and Bob, cartoon talking eggs who love, I mean love, pie. They’re Internet stars and were recently picked up by MTV UK.

39. Eschaton
Liberal pro-Dem political blog of Duncan Black (a.k.a. Atrios). Known for its serious, in-your-face invective.

40. Xiaxue
Self-absorbed travails of twentysomething lovelorn Wendy Cheng. Famous in Singapore, she has also been criticized as racist and xenophobic.

41. Joystiq
All things video-game related, and part of the Calacanis blog network that includes Engadget.

42. Little Green Footballs
A rabidly conservative war blog. The source of so much Net controversy that it spawned a watchdog, LGF.blogspot.com.

43. AMERICAblog
Lefty political blog famous for exposing Jeff Gannon, the male prostitute cleared to attend White House press conferences.

44. nosz50j
In Japanese.

45. Joel on Software
Joel Spolsky, CEO of a small New York–based software company, computer programmer, and book author, shares his coding tips.

46. spaces.msn.com/gouy2k
In Japanese.

47. princesscecicastle
Lots of blurry cam shots of 19-year-old Ceci and her friends in Toronto. In Chinese.

48. Google Blogoscoped
A Google gossip-watch site run from Stuttgart, Germany.

49. The Superficial
Maliciously funny celeb gossip that—along with the ubiquitous celebrity boob and butt shots—keeps you coming back for more.

50. Andrew Sullivan
A gay, Catholic war supporter, albeit one who is very critical of Bush. In January, he leased the site to Time Warner.

     

    02 April

    陈毅元帅诗词一首

    大雪压青松
    青松挺且直
    要知松高洁
    待到雪化时
     
    装修差不多完成了,有了昨天装修共产主义大厨房的经验,今天就用了很短的工夫,几个小时。
    呵呵,主要是物料的问题,素材没准备好,总是手忙脚乱。
     
    MSN这里每个帐号只能带一个博客,太局限了~~还敢告诉我使用网络日志有31种方法,嗨!何必呢,要是不说我也不用这么累了。
     
    那么就是说我得注册至少31个帐号,然后还得用别的空间统一管理,嘿嘿,我也只有24小时一天呀,更新会成问题。
     
    都是问题,现阶段无法解决的问题,等MSN好了,我也老了,该退休了~~嘿~
     
    没给你准备什么,装修真累,你要是来了,请见谅~~对了,我有门铃,没事按着玩~~
     
    我更新,应该会很快的 嘿~~   要是有感兴趣的话题,你只管写下来,反正写哪里都成。
     
    对了,亮亮号火车,拉的都是我的博客,有兴趣先去下厨房,看看喜欢吃什么。
     
    不用找了,就这个:http://spaces.msn.com/beenyzqk1/
     
    再次谢谢你光临。
     
     
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